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Overall signalNot enough posts to summarize
71%Harmful-leaning posts5 of 7 scored posts
-0.120constructive − harmful
71%
Constructive 29%Harmful 71%Balanced 0%
7 original posts scoredTracking since 2026-10-28

Signal breakdown

Average score per post (0–100%)

Harmful signals

Harmful signals19%
19%Average score across 7 posts

Constructive signals

Constructive signals7%
7%Average score across 7 posts

Older assessments used three questions per signal; they remain averaged as originally scored. Each post is assessed once.

Recent assessed posts

Latest 10 · post text discarded after scoring
Overall signal: More constructive +0.104Constructive 0.13 · Harmful 0.03 (each / 1)
Two signal scores
Harmful signals 0.03Constructive signals 0.13
Posted 2026-10-29 01:00 UTCView original post ↗
Overall signal: More harmful -0.074Constructive 0.05 · Harmful 0.12 (each / 1)
Two signal scores
Harmful signals 0.12Constructive signals 0.05
Posted 2026-10-29 00:00 UTCView original post ↗
Overall signal: More harmful -0.217Constructive 0.04 · Harmful 0.26 (each / 1)
Two signal scores
Harmful signals 0.26Constructive signals 0.04
Posted 2026-10-28 22:30 UTCView original post ↗
Overall signal: More constructive +0.172Constructive 0.19 · Harmful 0.02 (each / 1)
Two signal scores
Harmful signals 0.02Constructive signals 0.19
Posted 2026-10-28 22:00 UTCView original post ↗
Overall signal: More harmful -0.228Constructive 0.02 · Harmful 0.25 (each / 1)
Two signal scores
Harmful signals 0.25Constructive signals 0.02
Posted 2026-10-28 21:00 UTCView original post ↗
Overall signal: More harmful -0.510Constructive 0.01 · Harmful 0.52 (each / 1)
Two signal scores
Harmful signals 0.52Constructive signals 0.01
Posted 2026-10-28 20:11 UTCView original post ↗
Overall signal: More harmful -0.084Constructive 0.02 · Harmful 0.10 (each / 1)
Two signal scores
Harmful signals 0.10Constructive signals 0.02
Posted 2026-10-28 20:00 UTCView original post ↗

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